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May 21st, 2008


02:34 am
I am sorry.

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March 17th, 2008


12:33 am
This is some funny stuff. I was dumb.

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December 21st, 2004


03:19 pm


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03:03 pm

tour pics=fun

 

 


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September 2nd, 2004


05:30 pm
god has a hard-on for the state of florida apparently. especially the county of polk, because hes sending the eye of 2 major hurricanes right over us twice in the matter of like 3 weeks. were all gonna die. however if we dont you can ecpect a brand spankin new full length record from the all ages band sometime early next year. it least thats the time frame were shooting for. any 1 wanna put it out?


o and by the way, my boys in the green day band are back and ready to takeback whats rightfully theirs. they'll be kicking all our asses one at a time. so kneel down and take it like its '94 all over again. the line forms to the left......beotch.
Current Music: american idiot single which includes a kick ass new b-side

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June 14th, 2004


01:44 am
the beastie boys make good videos.

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June 9th, 2004


02:35 am
so i bought a new cell phone and im way happier than any normal human being should be about that, but it takes pictures and i can tell ya what time it is in just about any major city in the world. try that one on for size jerky.....uhh yeah....im gonna go comb my beard.......
Current Mood: nerd stoked
Current Music: its so underground.....it hasnt been created yet.

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June 2nd, 2004


07:35 pm - KEITH CUTLER FOR PRESIDENT IN '04!!!!!!
back from tour and holy shit it was awesome!!! we had a blast, met some of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet, played some awesome shows, and only had to come out of our pocket for gas money once. i would say it was a success despite some of the things working against us. kent is no longer in the band. kind of knew it was coming any way but the timing was as shitty as you could possibly get. jeff brown is now and forever mine and chads hero. we rock gainesville friday and then miami on saturday. we cant decide what our van is going to be named. chad likes "lightning larry" and i think we should call it "keith cutler" after THE honarary keith cutler of greensboro, north carolina. next trip sends us westward ho!!! i gotta go. i love you.


p.s. my room is green now.
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: dave rand solo jams

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April 22nd, 2004


03:28 pm
got another show for tour...woo hooo!!!!

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April 17th, 2004


01:58 am - you make my mouth water
alright so im back in business. got the modem hooked upstairs and im officially a swinging bachelor with a swinging bachelor pad. still needs paint though. iwanna be filthy rich. not because i think money equals happiness and all that bullshit. i dont come from that frame of mind and any one who knows me should know that. its just that having tons of money would make the things i want to do with my life that much more possible. i could concentrate on the things i truly love. and not so much on how im going to finance the things i truly love. long point made short : being in a band costs alot of money. and if you dont have it; you cant afford to do the most basic of things that bands need to do ie...record, press cd's, make merchandise(t-shirts,stickers),other opprotunites that come up that require money. and also that brings me to another point. once again its not about the money. refer to my earlier statement. but when your in a band and you go to play a show if you live in lakeland and you drive to miami to play and it takes you a tank of gas to go there and than get back home. and it costs 50 bucks to fill up your gas tank. that means you need to get at least 50 dollars to make that trip worth your while. also keep in mind thats not getting paid. thats getting gas money . there is a difference. gas money is or at least should be considered a neccessity. scenario: you play miami and you get payed 100 dollars how much money do u make? answer: 50 dollars. 50 goes right to gas the fucking band dosent get that. i know im rambling on about this but youd be amazed how many people dont understand this concept. and therein lies the frustration of being on a band. and thats just one tiny example. i could go on forever.....and i might dop that one night when im really bored and pissed. but that night wont be now. please understand where im coming from.im so fluffy.
Current Mood: poor
Current Music: a band that makes a living off being in a band

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March 31st, 2004


06:56 pm - beware of little girl con artists!!!
i just got totally scammed by 2 little girls at my front door. first they asked me if i like magazines and i said yes' but im not looking to buy anything right now. so i start feeling bad and i say well how much is it. they say its a dollar. i ask is it for one magazine or a subscription. and they couldnt even answer so im thinking theyere just nervous or whatever. so then i ask if its for school and theyre like uh huhh as scam artists little girls tend to do. so i give em 5 bucks and tell them to keep as long as its going to something good. and then the one girl hands me a magazine. and im like thanx and i say bye and close the door. i get in to the kitchen and realize they just sold me a used beat up copy of nickelodeon magazine from november of last year for 5 bucks. they werent doing a fund raiser they scammed my ass!!!! dammit im pissed. im bigger than them and smarter...thats not supposed to happen!!!! i gotta go. @$%#&* %$ &*^%&@!!!!

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02:36 am

 

 

 

 

why did we think it would be cool to take a pic in a bathroom?


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02:27 am

good times

 


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March 29th, 2004


08:26 pm - I WANT TO LIVE IN A GIANT SLICE OF KEY LIME PIE
got back late last night from key west. had a great time. first night blew, literally. it was windy as hell and raining when we got to the hotel. needless to say that night sucked and the area we were at sucked. it was on they key called marathon. the next day we went to key west and got a hotel there. holiday inn. got crunk that night on duvall street . its heaven. took a boat out the next day. hour and a half into the trip the boat broke down. water was really shallow all around there. we didnt get to snorkel . im depressed. joey complained the next day and we managed to get 50 bucks back from the deal. tryed to get crunk again that night but i was so tired i came back early and crashed. next day came home. thats how the cookie crumbles baby. its great down there but you need more than 2 days to spend. i think were going back in june if all works out. you should come too. see ya.
Current Mood: limey
Current Music: Yanni. my mom saw him fri. and is forcing me to listen

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March 25th, 2004


02:20 am
i didnt wear deodorant today. im holding up pretty well though. my body pretty much will create any stink there is in abundance except for b.o. it can happen but its not common. ihave to be awake in 6 hours and i havent even started packing yet. going to the keys in the morn. driving the van cause joeys truck shit out today. im less than pleased about that. but you do what you have to do sometimes. i will have a great time down there. its my goal. one word: hedonism. look it up in the dictionary if you have too. i just wanna say for the record and this is strictly my opinion that diet dr. pepper REALLY does taste more like regular dr.pepper. its amazing. by far the most superior diet soda on the market. o yeah and i also realized today that flip flops can be worn a size or possibly 2 sizes smaller than your shoe size. i wear a size 16 shoe but my size 16 flip flops that came in today are actually a little 2 big. last but certainly not list. i play drums in a band called ALL AGES. maybe youve heard of us. we'll be on tour in may and our cd will be available in the june/july issue of AMP magazine. pick one up and learn something about rock n roll. i gotta go. be good to yourself.
Current Mood: unclean
Current Music: something that gives me big scene cred.

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March 19th, 2004


12:22 am
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!



i dont care what you think.

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March 11th, 2004


09:59 pm
i walked the lake today with joey. were gonna be sexier than a cuban refugee by the time we key get to the keys. i wrote a haiku when i got home. now im new to this so bare with me ok.....remember this is inspired by my walk aroung the lake. it is titled " observations".


the lake air is crisp.
conversation flows in time.
big boobies they bounce.
Current Mood: artistic

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March 7th, 2004


06:18 am
im an idiot i forgot .....concisebloc is playing too. woo!!!

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06:06 am
im tired. rock show friday march 12th at the dirt star cafe. cowboys became folk heroes, the all ages band, fiya, rio de la muerte. 5 bucks. doors at 8. im going to have lots of fun. i recommend the same for you.

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February 19th, 2004


03:47 am
thats my "fuck you face". in case you were wondering.
Current Mood: dumb
Current Music: the sound of your throbbing genitals.

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